Evil Genie

[wordtamer]

*poof* the evil genie installs an outhouse and a water pump (hand driven)
I wish it would rain here

[wordtamer]

*poof* a giant asteroid strikes the earth, killing all the people. Wish granted

I wish I had a nice stream of income for retirement lol

[thekid]

POOF you do but like streams of water it slips right through your fingers.

I wish that I didn't have to depend on money to survive.

[wordtamer]

poof the country goes bankrupt, the money is worthless and now you have to depend on your skills as a hunter/fisher/gatherer to survive

I wish I hadn't just lost 20K in my 401k account

[wordtamer]

Poof, the genie hands you two cents.
I wish I politicians were completely honest >:)

LOL, we need a game where we take politician speak and convert it into honest words

[wordtamer]

Poof you get a voice that sounds so funny that people laugh everytime you speak

I wish my car got better gas mileage

[wordtamer]

*poof* you are but unfortunately homeland security decides you are both threats and detains you for the entire time and you're only able to visit in jail

I wish dinner was ready

[wordtamer]

Poof, it does - along with the rest of you.
You become the Invisible Woman and no one can see you, which is annoying as people are always bumping into you, sitting on you, or screaming in terror when they see some object floating past

I wish humans could regenerate lost parts. That would be too cool

[wordtamer]

*poof* they do, but it involves placing your brain in an android
though it sounds like they have made some good progress on it

I wish i didn't have so many bills

[wordtamer]

*poof* you grow old and spend your days sitting on the porch sipping lemonade and not realizing that you can't remember anything.

I wish I had a better memory for names

[wordtamer]

*poof* they do, but they cause massive traffic jams and interrupt work causing an even worse economic meltdown.

I wish we could fire politicians by clicking a button in facebook >:)

[wordtamer]

*poof* you do, but only in the shower, outside the shower you sound like Tiny Tim

I wish we would get some rain!!!

[thekid]

POOF!!! You do and it's in the form of Hurricane Marvin which ends up washing everything away in sight becoming the most devastating Hurricane in the history of the world. You personally have been washed all the way to San Francisco.


I wish I had every type of butterfly in my garden.

[wordtamer]

*poof* you do.... but they are all lifeless and smell.
The good news is they are very pretty, like a yard full of fall leaves that needs to be raked.

I wish I could get my act together and spend time working on my website.

[thekid]

You finally have the time to work on your website but then all computers that you try to work on refuse access to you.


I wish that i could play every single instrument like a pro and make my own album with each song being a number 1 song.