Evil Genie

[wordtamer]

*poof* you did - a flawless, extremely large carat diamond of immeasurable worth
but the evil genie steals it

i wish it was cheaper to keep my house cool in the summer

[thekid]

POOF it is but then your energy bill for the Winter quadruples


I wish that money grew on trees and that I have 2 trees in my living room.

[wordtamer]

*poof* you do, but it's confederate money and has no value
I wish I had a tree that bore gold nuggets i great quantities

[thekid]

POOF you do but now that there is so much gold in the world the value is $1.00/ton


I wish that my car was able to run on air.

[wordtamer]

Poof it does but the oil companiessend assassins and destroythe car
I wish I had a harem lol

[thekid]

POOF!!! You now have a harem of 90 year old women

I wish that I had a country home with a lot of acreage and a peaceful surrounding

[wordtamer]

*poof* you do... and you got it for a steal!
Unfortunately it's in the middle of the Gobi desert, but it is very peaceful and quiet - except when the wind stirs up the sand into an awful sandstorm... oh, and you have to ride a camel for 3 days to get anywhere


I wish I didn't love granting wishes so much

[thekid]

You don't but the Genie Union requires you to grant so many per say which keeps you busy

I wish I didn't have to rely on computers so much

[wordtamer]

*poof* the evil genie sends you back to 1950 where you don't have to rely on them at all
The bright side is gasoline is only 15 cents a gallon and an attendant pumps it for you

I wish I could swim in the ocean like a fish

[thekid]

POOF!!! You have been changed into a small fish and all the others are chasing you because you look delicious to eat.


I wish that I could all politicians were honest

[wordtamer]

the evil genie falls over in a fit of insane laughter 'honest politicians'
bwa ha ha

I wish I had a big healthy pecan tree that always produced big yummy pecans

[thekid]

(I'm eating pecans as I type)

POOF !!! You have biggest and ripest pecans ever but now you are allergic to pecans

I wish that I could go back in time a be a member of Hee Haw and be Miss Goodbody's favorite patient

[wordtamer]

*poof* you go back, but you age as many years as you travel back in time and find yourself nearly 80 years old and an actual patient

I wish the 2012 presidential election was today

[wordtamer]

Poof, you do, but Marvin steals your android

I wish for every one to love the demo of my new application at work

[wordtamer]

Poof you get it back, but now you're stuck with bad memories :p
I wish I had no bills