Evil Genie

[thekid]

POOF !!! she is and we start dating and you become the babysitter.


I wish I had an underwater/ocean home equpped for life under the water.

[wordtamer]

*poof* you do but it's built on a fault line
I wish I could get to bed on time

[thekid]

Poof!!! You do but you don't get up on time and you are fired from your job for not showing up.


I wish I would find a genie in a lamp who looked as good as Barbara Eden did when she was making I Dream of Jeanie and grants me all the wishes I want and I become her master.

[wordtamer]

*poof* you do and she's is beautiful, but she is an *EVIL* Genie and twists all your wishes until your life is miserable - and you can't get rid of her.

I wish I could sell my boat LOL

[thekid]

POOF!! You do but the person who buys it from you pays you with money that was stolen from a bank. You try to buy something with it and you get arrested for the robbery of the bank.

I wish that I didn't have to pay any taxes.

[wordtamer]

*poof* you're a homeless person with no money and no assets and no tax liability

I wish I had one of the ice cream treats I saw today advertised in the movie theater (can't recall the name, but it looked yummy)

[thekid]

Poof!!! You have one, you eat it and find out that looks are deceiving and it makes you vomit non-stop for 2 hours.

I wish I found the largest gold nugget ever found and because of it, I never have to worry about money again.

[wordtamer]

*poof* you found it but as you were digging it out it rolled onto you, crushing you. The good news is: you never have to worry about money again!

I wish I got better looking with age

[thekid]

Poof!!! You are but you are slowly regressing into a woman.


I wish I could go back into time whenever I want.

[wordtamer]

*poof* you can, but you can never go forward in time. Unfortunately, you don't find this out until AFTER you visit the age of the dinosaurs

I wish people were more civil to one another

[thekid]

POOF!!! People are now more civil but you become the most uncivilized person in the world and no one wants to be around you.

[wordtamer]

*poof* the evil genie makes you forget your last wish since he is in a particularly evil mood

I wish I hadn't eaten that bag of cookies

[thekid]

Hey what happened to my last wish????:)

Poof!!! You didn't eat the cookies but if feels like you ate 100 bags.

I wish I had never forgetting memory.

[wordtamer]

*poof* you do but it remembers everything all at once. Every conversation, every tick of the clock, every odd noise, the exact rustling sound of leaves at a given moment of a given day and it all comes to you at once with no sort of filtering.

I wish I was more motivated today

[thekid]

Poof!!! You do become more motivated but the motivation is to run around the city with no clothes on.


I wish I found the fountain of youth.