Evil Genie

Post by **thekid** » Thu May 12, 2011 5:34 pm

Poof...you've been changed into a dog.

I wish fast food was healthy for you

Post by **wordtamer** » Thu May 12, 2011 9:12 pm

Poof, it is but now it tastes bad

I wish the guy i had pegged to win idol hadn't been kicked off this week

Post by **thekid** » Fri May 13, 2011 11:05 pm

Poof...he didn't get kicked off but now he lost his voice.

I wish I had written a number 1 song.

Post by **wordtamer** » Sat May 14, 2011 6:43 pm

*poof* you did, but someone stole it and made millions of dollars and you got nothing but angst.

I wish I had a faster, newer cell phone

Post by **thekid** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:48 pm

POOF You do but now cell phones are now obsolete; everyone but you has the newest electronic called the MarvScreen

I wish that I could fly

Post by **wordtamer** » Mon May 16, 2011 3:48 pm

*poof* you can fly, but you can't land

I wish I had more money saved for retirement

Post by **thekid** » Mon May 16, 2011 8:53 pm

Poof...You do but the government takes it away from you to give to the illegal immigrants.

I wish I owned a Cruise ship and lived on it 24/7

Post by **wordtamer** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:33 pm

Not far off on the response to my wish - I saw the government today was raiding federal pensions to keep the government running. Wonder how they will pay those monies back? Hard to retire on an IOU.

As for yours *poof* you do but it's an old rust bucket and you spend your days 24x7 trying to keep it afloat

I wish I had a few big pecan trees that yielded big healthy pecans every year

Post by **thekid** » Tue May 17, 2011 7:44 am

Poof you do but now you are allergic to them.

I wish I was as strong as an elephant

Post by **wordtamer** » Tue May 17, 2011 9:16 am

*poof* you are an elephant, living happily in the San Diego Zoo where gawking kids watch your every move

I wish my website was finished

Post by **thekid** » Tue May 17, 2011 11:36 am

POOF it is but you have no way of accessing it.

I wish I could read minds.

Post by **wordtamer** » Tue May 17, 2011 5:29 pm

*poof* you can, but only cockroach minds and you can't turn it off

I wish the government would stay out of things

Post by **thekid** » Thu May 19, 2011 8:11 am

I can't think of something for this.

Post by **thekid** » Thu May 19, 2011 2:16 pm

Poof you get your wish but you are changed into a welfare mom with 10 children and now nothing to buy food with.

I wish that I had all the answers to life's questions.

Post by **wordtamer** » Thu May 19, 2011 3:09 pm

*poof* you get all the answers but in that moment of realization and understanding you get run over by a bus

I wish Octomom was Marvin's neighbor

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