Evil Genie

[wordtamer]

Poof you can, and you do... but you find out you can't ever change back to visible...
I wish my middle son would quit asking me for monetary help all the time

[thekid]

poof...your son now has no time for you because he is busy dating Lindsey Lohan.

I wish I was on a ship sipping a nice cold beer.

[wordtamer]

ha ha... that might be a step up for him

[thekid]

No one wants to continue this?

[wordtamer]

*poof* you find yourself on the titanic enjoying the music and a few brewskis and wondering what all the rushing around is about >:)

I wish I had a gold mine

[thekid]

The only problem is that it is highly radioactive and can't be touched without becoming ill and dying.

I wish that when a beautiful woman saw me they would fall madly in love with me.

[wordtamer]

*poof* it happens, but now you're being threatened by thousands of ex boyfriends and hubbies and your wife and your phone never stops ringing day or night

I wish my trees would produce more fruit

[thekid]

POOF!!! The trees start producing the best fruit that you ever have seen but God speaks to you and says the fruit is forbidden to be eaten.

I wish that my car never runs empty on fuel and like the wine in It's a Wonderful Life, it keeps refueling itself without me having to pay a cent.

[wordtamer]

*poof* you get your wish!
However, someone steals your car and it is never recovered by the police.

I wish all the world was at peace for a moment

[thekid]

MAN!!!! How can I ruin that one? All living creatures turn into Daisies.

I wish the weather on earth was perfect. No storms, just the right amount of rain and sun.

[wordtamer]

*poof* earth becomes a paradise, the desert blooms, everyone is prosperous but aliens who had planned on passing us by due to the awful weather decide to eliminate us and take the planet for a new vacation planet.

I wish politicians would stop spending so much of our money

[thekid]

Poof your wish has been granted but our politicians have been turned into Hitlers


I wish I had a whole orchard of money trees.

[wordtamer]

Poof you do, but they all bear monopoly money and you keep getting ticketed for not cleaning up the mess.

I wish I could read and understand every language

[thekid]

POOF...you can but you find out that it doesn't make sense anyways.

I wish I could understand women.

[wordtamer]

*poof* the evil genie waves his hands and *voila* you change from Marvin into Marvina and it all makes perfect sense to you suddenly

I wish I didn't have any bills