cowboy boots

[norman]

Cowboy Boots

An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair
of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them,
wearsthem home, walking proudly.

He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything
different, Bessie?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything
different about me?"

Bessie looks again, "Nope." Frustrated, Sam storms off into the
bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked
except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice
anything DIFFERENT?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."

Furious, Sam Yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

To which Bessie replies,

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"Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. ....... Shoulda bought a hat."

[Oraculus]

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