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Missing Wife

One day, an Eskimo family arrived in New York City. This was the first
time out of their native village, and it didn't take long before the
wife got lost.

The Eskimo husband asked a passerby for help and was told to go to the
police and report it.

When he got there, a police officer asked him for the wife's
description. "What's that?" asked Eskimo. "Well, you see a description
is telling what something looks like. For example, my wife is
25-years-old, 5'11", 140 lbs, 38-25-36 measurements. Now, what can you
tell me about your wife?"

"The heck with her, lets go look for yours!"
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TO SOME WE SEEM LIKE A FOOL
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