Evil Genie

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* You're as smart as the least intelligent woman.

I wish I could have a better memory.

[thekid]

Poof!!! You do but you only remember things from the day you were born until you turned one year old.


I wish that people weren't so rude.

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* Rude people become savages.

I wish that people would listen and understand

[thekid]

Poof they now listen and understand but now you don't.


I wish that I had the ability to make people do things beyond their own power.

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* I have just destroyed the world. Muahaha!

I wish I could see my baby nephew everyday.

[thekid]

POOF!!! You do but he can't stop coughing and you end up getting sick.


I wish that every day was Friday.

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* Every Friday goes back. Now you have to go through school... Now you're aren't born yet!

I wish I knew what was going on in Melvin's head when writing his last poem.

[thekid]

Poof You do and now you wish you didn't.


I wish I was stranded on a deserted island with Sandra Bullock.

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* You two get into fights and she wins.

I wish I had dog food to eat.

[thekid]

huh????? POOF!!! You do but you are disappointed because it tastes like rotten eggs.


I wish I could read the minds of animals.

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* Now I can't go into details about what they are thinking of doing.

I wish I could drink two bottles of water in one day.

[wordtamer]

Poof you do big bottles of water

I wish I could watch bewa ha ha

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* Oops! Didn't mean to spit it at you!

I wish I was the good genie.

[thekid]

POOF you are but everyone who asks a wish from you is evil


I wish that Sandra Bullock had a crush on me.

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* I transform her into the ugliest woman and she has a crush on you.

I wish everybody was afraid of me.