Evil Genie

[wordtamer]

*poof* You do, but you go back as a super-geeky and awkward kid and she laughs at you, and you have to go through high school again and this time you have a bad case of acne

I would have so much fun being an evil genie

I wish people wouldn't play with their cell phones in the movie theaters

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* Bringing cell phones to a movie theatre is band so they bring netbooks instead. They listen to heavy metal and you can't hear the movie.

I wish I could sleep.

[thekid]

Poof!!! You can but now you can't wake up although you are aware of it.

I wish that I never gained weight no matter how much I ate and I always stays at a healthy weight.

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* You gain weight from drinking and exercising.

I wish I had more things to do than read, write, internet/computer, and listen to music.

[thekid]

Poof...You do and now all you do is clean toilets

I wish there was a way to understand what women really want from men

[wordtamer]

Poof... the evil genie changes you into a woman.

I wish I had not forgotten my wallet at home today

[thekid]

Poof!!!! You didn't but someone holds you up and steals your wallet and uses the credit cards to purchase over $10,000 worth of stuff which you now have to pay for because the credit companies refuse to reimburse you of the charges. This all would have been avoided if you had only left your wallet at home.


I wish that I had a super power like superman

[wordtamer]

*poof* the evil genie grants you a super power... super smell... you can smell a grape from 10 miles away, along with a million unpleasant things.
Too bad you can't turn it off

I wish I had a flat panel TV screen in my office

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* You're fired for watching television instead of working.

I wish I had a cup of hot chocolate.

[thekid]

Poof, your wish has been granted but now you are highly allergic to hot chocolate and you break out with a rash all over your body.

I wish that I could fix anything without having to call someone to the work therefore saving me money.

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* You don't even get a bathroom break. Good luck.

I wish there was a website for people who wants to get something published for free and without unnecessary imformation like your phone number.

[thekid]

Poof...there is but everything is in Arabic

I wish that Sports figures got paid based on performance and not by what they did in the past.

[wordtamer]

*poof* they do and they all quit playing sports for better paying jobs

tpbm thinks everyone should pay all their money to the gov't in taxes and let the gov't provide what is needed

[thekid]

Is this a Genie one or TPBM????

[Ai Crimson]

*poof* they do and they all quit playing sports for better paying jobs

tpbm thinks everyone should pay all their money to the gov't in taxes and let the gov't provide what is needed