Evil Genie

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* Starfish talk under water... You sure you wanna know what they're saying?

I wish I was in Wonderland

[thekid]

POOF!!! You are but you are so small that even an ant can crush you...so you are always scared!!!!


I wish i could read minds.

[wordtamer]

*poof* you can read minds... two minds to be precise, but both are in a prison for the criminally insane and you can't get their thoughts out of your head.

I wish i was 30 years younger

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* You're in the past and this site hasn't been invented and everyone younger than thirty aren't born yet.

I wish the evil genie was a good genie.

[wordtamer]

*poof* the evil genie winks lasciviously and whispers 'Oh, I'm good'.


I wish big red wasps would stop trying to build nests right over the back door of my house.

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* They build a nest inside your house.

I wish clothes didn't reveal so much.

*It's hard finding nice clothes these days that don't reveal anything.*

[thekid]

POOF!!! You got your wish but now all that is available is those baggy pants and shirts that gang members wear.


I wish I was the owner of Microsoft

[wordtamer]

*poof* you are, but the union workers take over and drive you out of business

I wish I could shoot flames from my fingertips at will

[thekid]

Poof!!!! You can but they are non-stop and you burn everything that's around you.


I wish that dinosaurs weren't extinct

[wordtamer]

*poof* the evil genie sends you back to a time when they were plentiful

I wish my car could travel 400 miles on a gallon of gasoline

[thekid]

Poof... your wish comes true but now that there is no more fuel, everything runs on water but your car will explode if water is put in the tank.


I wish I was a genie.

[wordtamer]

*poof* you're a genie, but your stuck inside a bottle in the deepest part of the ocean.

I wish I had a flying car

[thekid]

Poof... You have no fuel to fly it.


I wish I could predict the future.

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* You're seeing things that you wish you never seen before.

I wish I had the power to turn invisible and reappear when I choose to.

[thekid]

Poof you do but everytime you reappear in a portable restroom.

I wish that I was back in High School again and not be afraid to ask the hot looking cheerleader out.