Evil Genie

[wordtamer]

*poof* you do....
then you wake up

I wish it was the weekend again

[thekid]

Poof it is but it replays just one minute over and over and over.


I wish that Adam and Eve never sinned.

[wordtamer]

Poof... they two enjoy all eternity in the garden of Eden in complete innocence
i wish I had a new faster PC

[thekid]

Poof You have the fastest computer around but everything is in Chinese.


I wish I could eat all I want and never have to worry about becoming overweight

[wordtamer]

*poof* you now have a large tape worm keeping you thin

I wish some people had more sense... like those acting as 'useful idiots' for those who want to tear down the country and establish socialism. If they had ever studied history they would realize it just doesn't work. Even the European models are falling apart now due to unsustainable debt. When the incentive is taken out of the system the rich move or disappear and there are no longer rich to fund everyone's misery.

[thekid]

Poof...they now have more sense but now you are what they were and you wish they didn't have any sense.


I wish that I could read minds whenever I wanted to.

[wordtamer]

Poof, you can... but only insane minds
I wish I had more hair

[thekid]

Poof!!! Your whole body is covered with hair except your head. You now look like a bald werewolf.

I wish that I lived in a castle.

[wordtamer]

Poof you find yourselfliving in a whitecastle restaurant
I wish my favorite tv shows we're not

[thekid]

We're not what????

[wordtamer]

ugh... posted that from my cell phone.

The wish was: I wish my favorite TV shows were not always being cancelled

[thekid]

Poof!!! All your favorite shows are back on but they are all on at the same time and you don't have the capability of recording any so you are only able to watch one and miss the others.


I wish I could meet all my favorite actors in person and when they meet me, they want to be my personal best friend.

[wordtamer]

*poof* you do, but your wife says they're a bad influence on you and won't let you hang out with them

I wish that anything i touch would turn to gold IF I touch it with the intent of making it into gold so that, unlike Midas, I could control it

[thekid]

POOF!!! You can now turn things into Gold but now you can find gold everywhere and it's value is less than .01 per ounce.


I wish I could have met Bob Hope when he was alive.

[wordtamer]

*poof* you could have.... you suddenly realize he was in the men's room at the same time as you in an airport but you didn't recognize him.

I wish i could work a month on and a month off all the time and still have the same income