Evil Genie

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* Your excuse hurts you.

I wish my hair was brown again.

[thekid]

Poof...but your eyebrows and lashes are now red


I wish that women would quit making stupid choices in the guys they go out with

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* There are no more men in this world.

I wish war would come to an end and there will be no more wars.

[wordtamer]

Poof everyone dies in one last apocalyptic war and there are no more wars

I wish people would make crazy wishes

[thekid]

POOF they do and they all come true making everyone crazy.


I wish that people would clean up after themselves and not trash our land

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* Everyone dumps their trash in your house instead.

I wish I could do ten things at once.

[thekid]

Poof!!! You can but now you can't stop and the only thing you can't do is sleep.


I wish I could go back 12 months and right all the wrongs that have happened in my life.

[wordtamer]

Poof you can but you do them all poorly
i wish I could swim in the ocean

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* You're a clownfish that gets eaten by a shark.

I wish I was asleep.

[thekid]

Poof!!! You are but you have the worst nightmare ever and you can't wake up


I wish I was the person below me

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* Have fun wearing make up, girl clothes, and having nothing to do.

I wish I had a job

[thekid]

POOF You do but you are responsible for cleaning the portable bathrooms in parks.


I wish I had an oil field in my backyard.

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* You have to swim through the oil.

I wish I had a nice tan.

[thekid]

POOF You do but only where the sun don't shine.


I wish that I lived in the Caribbean

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* Oops! I pushed you into the sea.

I wish I knew why there are different pronounciations for words.