Evil Genie

[thekid]

POOF everyone is afraid of you even yourself.


I wish that I was born into Royalty

[wordtamer]

Poof you were but sure to excessive inbreeding you have issues
I wish things were not falling apart in this country

[Ai Crimson]

Me too, John.

*Poof* Sorry, that wish can't be granted.

I wish I could watch videos and type at the same time.

[thekid]

Poof Your wish has come true but now you have no hands but 4 feet


I wish that I was retired now.

[wordtamer]

poof you're 90 years old and retired

I wish I had been able to sleep in this morning

[thekid]

POOF!!! You do but now your eyelids are glued shut and you can't wake up.

I wish that everyone in the world would give me just $1.00

[wordtamer]

they do but Obama decides you need to redistribute the wealth and takes it all away to, ostensibly, give it to the poor, but actually gives it all to the unions and other politically friendly allies in order to gain re-election.

I wish i didn't have a 17 hour drive ahead of me on Saturday

[thekid]

POOF!!!! You do not have a 17 hour drive ahead of you...it has been changed to 24 hours.



I wish that I owned the Hawaiian Islands

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* Too bad it was destroyed by an eruption.

I wish I had powers

[thekid]

POOF!!! You do but they are the Powers of smelling like a skunk


I wish that everyone I meet would worshiped me.

[Ai Crimson]

*Poof* You'll be worshipped by everyone after your death... for a week.

I wish people weren't so evil... like me.

[thekid]

POOF!!! Everyone is sweet but the sweetest person is you.


TPBM has long blond hair

[Ai Crimson]

POOF!!! Everyone is sweet but the sweetest person is you.


TPBM has long blond hair

Now we've all got a game mixed up.

[thekid]

I was just seeing if you were paying attention

I wish I had long blond hair.

[Ai Crimson]

Suuurree...

*Poof* You have long blonde hair like Rapunzel's. Now try to sit down.

I wish I could find my favorite pajamas.