Rhymingplace

Blonde on the Sun

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first to walk on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first to walk on the
sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads. You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going
at night!"