Rhymingplace

Drunken Fools
Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building.
One turns to the other and says: "You know last week I discovered that
if you jump from the top of this building- by the time you fall to the
10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry
you around the building and back into the window." The bartender just
shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.

The 2nd Man says: "What are you a nut? There is no way in heck that
could happen."

1st Man: "No it's true let me prove it to you." So he gets up from the
bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens to the street below. When he
passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and
back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the
bar.

The 2nd Man tells him: "You know I saw that with my own eyes, but that
must have been a one time fluke."

1st Man: "No, I'll prove it again" and again he jumps and hurtles
toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around
the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow
drinker to try it.

2nd Man: "Well what the heck, it works, I'll try it." So he jumps over
the balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors
and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat.'

Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other drinker:

"You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."