One Liners V
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:37 pm
One Liners V
Support Bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
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Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better
attorney.
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There are two kinds of pedestrians . . . the quick and the dead.
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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The factory of the future will have two employees, a man and a dog.
The man will be there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to keep the
man from touching the computers.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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How many men does it take to change the toilet paper roll?
Nobody Knows!
Support Bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
---------------------
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better
attorney.
---------------------
There are two kinds of pedestrians . . . the quick and the dead.
---------------------
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
---------------------
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
---------------------
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
---------------------
The factory of the future will have two employees, a man and a dog.
The man will be there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to keep the
man from touching the computers.
---------------------
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
---------------------
How many men does it take to change the toilet paper roll?
Nobody Knows!