Expensive Picture
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:43 am
Expensive Picture
A man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or
the terrible news?" the lawyer said.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to
hear the terrible news."
"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
A man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or
the terrible news?" the lawyer said.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to
hear the terrible news."
"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."