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The Trooper

A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told
him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be
putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab. Figuring
that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the patrolman asked,
"Did I just see you swallow something?"

"Yep, that was my birth control pill." said the driver.

"Birth control pill?" asked the patrolman.

"Yep, when I saw your light, I knew I was screwed."
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