Rhymingplace

Ass

Over near England is a very little island, called the Isle of Man, and
a very peculiar thing about the people, on this island is, that they
don't believe in automobiles, and the climate is such that they can't
keep horses so they all have a donkey or what is commonly called an ass.


Some have just ordinary asses that you wouldn't look at twice, others
have extraordinary asses. The mayor has an ass that nobody looks at
twice, but his wife has a beautiful ass. People who really know asses
say that she has one of the finest asses that they have ever seen. Men
often stop her on the way to the market to pat her ass. On Sunday they
all go to church on their asses. Sometimes the girls ride the boys asses
and sometimes the boys ride the
girls asses.

Now of this particular Sunday the preacher had to leave immediately
following the sermon so he thought he better have it handy, so he tied
his ass just outside the window. During the service a fire broke our and
everyone ran to save his ass. The preacher jumped out of the window
expecting to land on his ass, but there was a big hole and he fell into
it --

Which goes to show that even a preacher doesn't know his ass from a
hole in the ground.