Rhymingplace

One Liners IV

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.

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Why is sex like software?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it for free.

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Q: Where does Santa stay when he's on vacation?
A: At a ho-ho-tel.

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Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't give any milk?
A: A milk dud.

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I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery.
Why should I leave the house?

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Confucius says, "Man who beat around the "bush" leave woman with
bruised thighs!"

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Confucius says, "Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!"

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A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet, where he used to keep
his money when he was single.

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Difference between Love and herpes?
Herpes is forever!!!

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Difference between Herpes and Aids?
If herpes is a love story then Aids is a fairy tale!

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If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough.