Rhymingplace

Faith

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on
their various disorders. "I want a baby more than anything in the
world," said the first, "but I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then
everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in
three months."

"You must tell me what you did."

"I went to a faith healer."

"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year
and it didn't help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time,
dearie."