Rhymingplace

Witness Stand

Little Johnny was in trouble again..... He was charged with the rape of
a grown woman, and all though the crime seemed highly Improbable, the
state's evidence was overwhelming.

As a last desperate move, the defense counsel came over to the witness
stand, pulled down Little Johnny's pants, and grabbed the boy's tiny
p**** for all to see.

"Ladies and gentlemen," the lawyer cried turning toward the jury box,
"surely you cannot believe that such a small still undeveloped organ is
sexually mature?" Growing more agitated he went on, "How could this
miniature member be capable even of erection, let alone the rape of a
fully grown woman."

"WATCH IT," yelped Little Johnny. "One more shake and you'll lose the
case!"