Rhymingplace

Fresh Pine Scent

A woman gets into the elevator after shopping at lunch time. She is
returning back to work once the doors close she feels a serious fart
coming on. With nobody else in the elevator, she feels comfortable so
off she goes and drops a bad one.

After having to endure the smell for a moment or so she feels
embarrassed so she pulls out a can of air freshener that she has just
bought. She sprays it around and thinks that's that.

At the next floor, a man gets into the lift and looks rather
uncomfortable as he continues to sniff.

"Is there something wrong?" says the woman.

"Yes," says the man. "It's the smell."

"What does it smell like?" she asks. "Air freshener?"

"No," he says. "It smells like somebody has s**t in a pine tree."