Rhymingplace

Proud Dads

Four guys are telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves for a bathroom
break. Three guys are left. The first guy says, "I was worried that my
son was gonna be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local
dealership. Turns out that he got a break, they made him a salesman, and
he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, he's so
successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his
birthday."

The second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because he started
out raking leaves for a Realtor. Turns out HE got a break, they made him
a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm.
In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new
house for his birthday."

The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. My son started out sweeping
floors in a brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich that he just gave HIS
best friend a million in stock for his birthday."

The fourth guy comes back from the can. The first 3 explain that they
are telling stories about their kids, so he says, "Well, I'm embarrassed
to admit that my son is a MAJOR disappointment. He started out as a
hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact, I just
found out that he's gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But, I try to look
at the bright side: his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new
house, and a million in stock for his birthday."