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marvin was the convict by the way lmao

Hostages

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up the young couple who
lived there. They had been sleeping so he just tied them to the bed.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young
wife, bound up on the bed in her skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't been with a woman in years. Just cooperate with
anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with
it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."

She hissed and spit out her gag and said "I'm so relieved you feel
that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!"
TO SOME WE SEEM LIKE A GENIOUS
TO SOME WE SEEM LIKE A FOOL
BUT OUR WORDS OF POETRY
IS JUST OUR EXPESSION TOOL
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