Time To Go
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a
double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks
inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another
double martini.
After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and
orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night
long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before
you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she
starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
Time To Go
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Time To Go
TO SOME WE SEEM LIKE A GENIOUS
TO SOME WE SEEM LIKE A FOOL
BUT OUR WORDS OF POETRY
IS JUST OUR EXPESSION TOOL
TO SOME WE SEEM LIKE A FOOL
BUT OUR WORDS OF POETRY
IS JUST OUR EXPESSION TOOL
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Re: Time To Go
lol
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