On trial
A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a
witness.
The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get any cocaine or other
drugs from the defendant?"
"No sir." answered the man.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?"
"No sir."
"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"
"Uh... excuse me sir," the witness said, "but we're still talking about
drugs here, right?"