Deep Thoughts

[norman]

Deep Thoughts

Home is where the house is.

Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That
is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.

It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an accident.
No, wait. That would be good because if anyone needed it, the blood
would be right there.

Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept
the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.

Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five. Then, imagine if you
had that many Twinkies. Wow, that's five more than the biggest number
you could come up with.

The only stupid question is the one that is never asked, except maybe
"Don't you think it is about time you audited my return?" or "Isn't it
morally wrong to give me a warning when, in fact, I was speeding?"

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world
peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the
looting started.

[wordtamer]

lol...
but sad truth in that last one "until the looting started..."